queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

image

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apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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